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Found my scissors, so I just ran with it.
@cuzned hi
Mostly using BlueSky rn though.
It's only a Leap Year in Japan, in the rest of the world it's a Mario Year
Your horoscope for today:
Be like a mountain - hard and craggy at first, but grow softer and smaller with age.
Honk if you are possessed by the vengeful spirit of a goose
My advice?
Be like a bat.
Find a cool place to live, be cuddly yet terrifying at the same time, and do your best work in the dark.
Just realised, the people from Money Heist chose their names in the same way as the Wombles.
i'm rolling up a huge drywall joint
Car traffic is a DDoS attack on cities.
@StefanThinks When I want people to know I'm offended by their "okay boomer" insinuation, I just coldly stare at them through the distance section of my progressive lenses.
Today I learned “massive DDOS attack” is clueless CEO speak for “fired our critical tech staff”