Wombat Punch

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Whatever post prompted you to follow me was probably atypical, so apologies in advance.
Also probably not an actual wombat, so apologies for that, too.
He/him.
@200ok Unless it's Ablo that gets fined.
@200ok These are trying times, so I found the hashtag made this especially funny.
A friend just messaged me, dismayed that Dubai airport has been hit because it affects their travel plans, and I'm really struggling to feel the sympathy.
@belegdel This sounds good to be true. Are you sure your CEO isn't running a psy-op on you?
@200ok Actual LNP tourism ad.
@200ok To be fair, every aspect of that is essentially the Gold Coast's brand.
@belegdel My team leader helpfully conceded that it was indeed fantasy, however we still had to do it.
@200ok They've finally scraped the bottom of the barrel dry.
@belegdel I can see I'm going to be biting my tongue a lot in some upcoming meetings.
I ask as someone who normally manages to hide from RACI documents: are they always such, well, fantastical bullshit?