We just celebrated Black Friday in memory of Rebecca Black who invented Friday back in 2011.

Most economists agree that by age 50, you should:
- own at least one magic sword
- get advice from an enchanted bear skull
- be covered by a thin layer of moss & lichen
- disappear into a malevolent fog once a month
- become a creature of myth & legend in the old forest

So wahr! #pride

HOW TO SURVIVE THE HEATWAVE:
1. Stay hydrated.
2. Have an ice cream cone.
3. Dismantle the fossil fuel industry which is literally burning the planet for the short term profit of a vanishingly small capitalist class.
4. Wear loose clothing.

All my childhood punishments have become my adult goals: eating vegetables, staying home, having a nap, going to bed early.

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