What do you do when a villainous #villain steals your spot in mum's lap? We sit on them.
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We fell asleep mid-nail bite. At least our pillow is soft and fluffy 
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I carry the weight of the world on my shoulders.
Yes, my #cat sat on me while I was napping. Send help. A crane and a bunch of firefighters maybe...
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Happy #caturday everyone!
It's probably our last one. This is Naughty #Cat and she is very determined to destroy the world today. 
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Should I paint stripes on the box if I want to summon a #tiger?
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Naughty Cat finally serving her purpose as a heating element.
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Our favourite blanket is finally our and we are #cozyaf and super happy.
Right: Boss Cat who created the universe. Left: Naughty Cat who will destroy it 
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Happy #caturday
Here's a #booty pic, you thirsty simps! 
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This is Shinsengumi Oni no Fukuchō Hijikata Toshizo. He used me as shelter during winter then ran off to make kittens in a 1km radius. When we meet these days, he pretends he doesn't know me. Ugh, men!
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