What do you do when a villainous #villain steals your spot in mum's lap? We sit on them.
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@selzero nah, just get the snacks. And chainmail for all your furniture. And reinforce everything. And... Snacks?

@selzero Once I become the president of the planet, a nice lady will come around and throw one at you. 

@selzero Imagine investing in people and propping them up to become contributing members of society, taxpayers, and active consumers?
Preposterous. I know. Instead, let's put slogans on buses. Or, better yet, try and start a war just because your escape ticket to Russia doesn't look as sexy as it used to be.
Politicians suck. Me for president of the planet. Cats for everyone! 

We fell asleep mid-nail bite. At least our pillow is soft and fluffy 
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