"I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts. It wasn't my fault! I swear to God!"

*Legal Advice Provided By SuperIntelligent Government Lawyer Lindsey Halligan

I'm working on a theme.

Does this make me a prop comic?
A- no. Comics are supposed to be funny.

In lighter news, it is nice of Trump to give us a visual representation of how he is tearing apart a once proud Democracy.

#nokings

Over a quarter of a million dollars of court ordered restitution to the victims wiped out by Trump, and #Santos has zero interest in doing the right thing because he is the lowest level of grifter, just like someone else.

Santos avoids fines, restitution after Trump's clemency https://share.google/NkpOhc21kO39qYCFA

I feel like I'm getting ripped off by #GeorgeSoros

First, no bricks on my corner for the George Floyd protests, and now he never even offered me a gift certificate for #NoKings

‪And here I thought all this time #ChipRoy was a brand of chocolate cookie.

The cookie's branding had much more respect from me.

#nokings
#antifa
#antifascist

Today's motivational poster comes from a visit to a gas station bathroom a decade ago at midnight on the Arkansas/Missouri border.

I find myself living these #livelaughlove rules almost every day.

#motivation

Because of the periodic rain here in Chicago today, it is a good idea to dress for the weather.

A raincoat with a hood, dark sunglasses for the periods of sunshine, and if you are concerned about respiratory illnesses this time of the year, an N95 or even a neck gaiter can give you peace of mind. #nokings