Vijay - /ʋɪd͡ʒjeɪ/

@VijayRandomNumber
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Very amateur writer, #EdTech nerd, LibDem member. Aspie - please call me out & explain stuff. (He/Him)
So here's what I've learned.
Mastodon isn't Twitter.
And that's by design.
You've grown used to things designed to give you that anger rush.
Mastodon is very deliberately built to avoid that.
The temptation is to replicate your Twitter experience.
Picking arguments, amplifying trolls.
Please don't.
This isn't your house, people here put time into building it.
Content warnings, ALT tags.
Don't turn it into a replica of the mess you just left.
If you miss the fights, the birdsite is still there.
Wow @davidallengreen has got himself nearly 6000 followers in one day. That has to some sort of Mastodon/Fedi record, surely?

Just remember, if you're new here and coming from twitter, it's not twitter. If it was the same as twitter, you'd get the same result as twitter. And you're here because of the tire fire over there.

Relax, it'll all be fine ❤️

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#introduction having taken advice from trusted confidants I would describe myself as a bold horny booknerd dissatisfied locomotive driver
If you say 'Linux' 3 times in mirror a Foss person appears and ties you up with with ethernet cables and talks about penguins and hats
@[email protected] I’m quite close to Stuttgart and my name is just Hans in another language, so your assessment is technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.
*trying to maintain two social media accounts* *dazed confused throwing up*

gonna actually do a genuine #introduction post since we have so many folk here

hi I'm chaffers, I came here in 2018 but ran my twitter alongside (publicchaffinch)

I like crisps, fun clothing, cursed content, talking shit, and laughing at absurdities

basically, I'm pretty much the same energy everywhere, but got a lot more shitposty on here