@0xabad1dea the real DDoS attack is when your site gets posted to the Something Awful front page.

@SheHacksPurple Outside of companies that manufacture something which requires its own security, I view it as a difference of perspective. Application security is more focused in on building secure software, while product security takes a wholistic perspective and looks everything surrounding the application too.

@SecureOwl it's like watching The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret in real life. Pretty sure Santos's whole candidacy started out with him saying "my dad was from Leeds!"

@SecureOwl @steve Aren't taxes just mandatory crowdfunding anyways?

@j_opdenakker I'd share another UDP joke but you might not get it.