Little Johnny was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, she called Little Johnny's teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in class?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, the sum of which is four."

I can't create an account on thrive. i get this error... A connection error occurred: [WinError 10054] An existing connection was forcibly closed by the remote host? is there something i'm doing wrong, #pleaseHelp lol.

Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month https://www.theverge.com/tech/875309/discord-age-verification-global-roll-out

I have useful information for blind users of the Audible iOS app: I've just found a work-around for the mini player problem. When in the app, turn on screen recognition, find the title with Play after it just above the tab bar at the bottom, and double-tap there: afterwards, you can turn off screen recognition and use the controls in the mini-player in the normal way. I have tested this twice since I thought of trying it, and it worked both times. Boost this information if you wish to do so.

Okay, my southern friends. I understand it's about to potentially snow. a lot, but that does not mean we need to act like the world is ending. Here are a few tips. get groceries because it never hurts to prepare but leave some for everybody else. Don't be greedy. Don't use warm water on something like your car to get ice off the windows, you'll crack glass. If it gets cold enough, keep your faucets dripping. If you can't drive on the ice and snow, stay inside. Hell, stay inside anyway. Make sure if you have pets that they're inside, don't leave them out in weather like this. Charge your everything. Phone, tablet, power bank, just in case you lose power. If you have doors and windows that let in drafts, place blankets around the cracks to keep heat in. Feel free to reply with any other tips I might have forgotten and boost for those who might be a bit unprepared. Use common sense and stay warm.

I'm thinking of replacing my sleep phones wiht the anchor sound core ear buds. what is a good brand which will be comfortable while I sleep. I want to be able to hear through them in an emergency but I want it to cancel noise as well should I also want that.