Dave Brockman 🇬🇧🇺🇦💕

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Bird refugee, proud dad, trustee, finance wonk, comedy nerd, motorsport loser, music geek (80s and 90s especially), woke leftist Guardian reading tofu-tolerating Remoaner/Rejoiner, occasionally sarcastic.

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LocationEngland
AgeOld enough to know better
PronounsHe / him
Dave Brockman 🇬🇧🇺🇦💕Dec 16, 2022
ColinDec 13, 2022

This is a bit like challenging your creditors to a gunfight in lieu of payment, then buying a chocolate gun for yourself instead of a real one to save costs.

And yes, that is the best legal analogy you'll read all day. You know it.

Dave Brockman 🇬🇧🇺🇦💕Dec 16, 2022
It's starting to get a bit busy over here, looks like Musk is on a mission to run not just Twitter but Tesla too into the ground.
Dave Brockman 🇬🇧🇺🇦💕Dec 16, 2022
Elon Musk's JetDec 15, 2022
Took off from Austin, Texas, US.
Dave Brockman 🇬🇧🇺🇦💕Nov 19, 2022
Richard LittlerNov 18, 2022
People grumbling that #Mastodon is slow at the moment... You just turned up with 1 million people in a tiny, rural village and you're complaining there's a queue to get into the only tearoom, which is run by gay pensioners Babs & Maureen as a retirement hobby on Mons-Weds. Relax!
#TwitterMigration
Dave Brockman 🇬🇧🇺🇦💕Nov 8, 2022
Still getting used to things around here, and it's painful finding tweeps who've migrated to different instances, but it's... nice. Friendly, calm, open. I like it.