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Trickery and Misery
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Shrig 🐌"I think we should give Meta another crack at influencing and managing and shaping and harvesting and snitching on our social lives, I have learned literally nothing"
Ω 🌍 Gus PoseyEverything I do today will take place in a country where 80 million people want a weird, goofy liar to be president.
Wish me luck.
SaltyGirlWalking by a jewelry store and admiring diamond earrings:
Friend: Maybe he’ll get you those for Christmas
Me: I’ve been asking for a new potato peeler for the past five years, so I’m guessing that’s a no
Uncle DukeA slightly tipsy Ursa Marceau does his famous “bear stuck in a box” routine for Santa and the elves at the annual North Pole company Christmas party.
Miriam BooshIt's emotional abuse when people ask me if I'm ready for Christmas. Like no Judith, I'm not even ready for today
Ricki Yasha TarrI am bothered by the fact that neither the person asking the question or the person answering, understand the true horror of this post.
KETCHUP ON RICE!
Alice McFlurry 
Alternate title: Fuck Mars. Let me see your skies do this, you dull and dusty sphere.
Witchy Woman 🐱🐾🐾Him: you should prolly think about your relationship with food
Me: *installing dimmer switch in refrigerator* not in front of the cheesy potatoes
Me: *installing dimmer switch in refrigerator* not in front of the cheesy potatoes