Trickery and Misery

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@nemoudeis
Ty, ty... Just staying fact based
@jcutting
Surely not, i was very clear at the start of the PowerPoint about how we'd be covering the bourbon's of the Southern states
@jcutting
Apparently this entire boy scout troop didn't care at all about bourbon
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@michaelgemar @LoganFive
I'm pretty efficient at locating a downside for you, bear with me
Me looking at your toots
"I think we should give Meta another crack at influencing and managing and shaping and harvesting and snitching on our social lives, I have learned literally nothing"

Everything I do today will take place in a country where 80 million people want a weird, goofy liar to be president.

Wish me luck.

#VoteBlue

Walking by a jewelry store and admiring diamond earrings:

Friend: Maybe he’ll get you those for Christmas

Me: I’ve been asking for a new potato peeler for the past five years, so I’m guessing that’s a no

A slightly tipsy Ursa Marceau does his famous “bear stuck in a box” routine for Santa and the elves at the annual North Pole company Christmas party.