Tom Harrington

@TomHarrington
81 Followers
84 Following
241 Posts
I have very close-set eyes.
Tom HarringtonJul 8, 2018
"For too long have our heads been magnetically fastened to refrigerators!"
Tom HarringtonJun 19, 2018
antlersJun 19, 2018
Did you know that every single thing is bad?
Tom HarringtonJun 19, 2018
modula t.Jun 19, 2018
i want one pet for each state of matter
Tom HarringtonJun 18, 2018
Suzy CreamcheeseJun 15, 2018
If you study Buddhism and learn to accept the impermanence of all things, you don't need to do backups anymore.
Tom HarringtonJun 18, 2018
Horse FeathersJun 18, 2018
Don't worry folks! I don't actually know how to operate this forklift. It's all part of the show!
Tom HarringtonJun 17, 2018
CrazyMyraJun 17, 2018
If you thought Weekend Twitter was dead, you haven't met the Weekend Fedihearse.
Tom HarringtonJun 17, 2018
Christian 🔜 MOVING ACCOUNTSJun 17, 2018

@sireebob @Theropologist

life is a driveway 🎶

I gonna park there all night long🎶

Tom HarringtonJun 17, 2018
Dire Wolf Jun 1, 2018
Tripped on air less than usual today.
Tom HarringtonJun 17, 2018
BlueJun 17, 2018
Current status: seeing how many times I can use the word "bratwurst" into tweets in order to make bratwurstbot implode
Tom HarringtonJun 17, 2018
Horse FeathersJun 16, 2018

I'm here to eat day-old cold cuts and not get food poisoning.

And I'm all out of not getting food poisoning.