Hank Hill, your friendly neighborhood fascist
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Bonvenon al la Tornado
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Me[Deftly and mercilessly karate-chopping an entire wedding party]: I'M SORRY! I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY HANDS!
Let me assure you all that I am consistently underwhelming across MULTIPLE social media platforms
The research fairyAh, the ol' ball-and-chain (referring to my tea diffuser)
1024we are very sorry that our product failed to live up to its reputation; here is how we will prevent our software from ever failing or having bugs ever again:
Bug @ homeConsider: beans
Sure, everyone loves comets, but nobody wants to take care of them once they grow up to become Space Frogs.
I'm starting to suspect that for my entire life I have been shifting back and forth between parallel universes that are identical except for the spelling of grey/gray
Cay!met a guy on Grindr who claimed to be a "dog daddy." Folks, I must warn you, this is blatant false advertising, he had no canine characteristics whatsoever