I know youre going to hate me, but the ghost of hitler posted my nudes on instagram

You might look into people attempting to clone the production beer called Mango Cart and see what theyre doing. Mango Cart is fantastic and tastes more like actual mango juice than it tastes like any kind of beer whatsoever. It has no pulp but it also isnt clear

Cant arrest him if hes always in Cancun 🤓👈

The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump

Given that most/many ancient cultures had a good handle on astronomy, it would make sense if they associated west with death. Since the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, it makes some logical sense to associate the east with beginnings of things and the west with endings

20 years of no use but at least they look elegant (except that they look like shit)

The unergonomic handle design on every single knife seems like something I would actively avoid using if at all possible

Maybe Im weird, but when sleep sleeping I find it absolutely impossible to sleep in that position (or on my back at all for that matter). But every time I ever nap I sleep laying exactly like the guy is in the meme

Sometimes you feel like a nut

Sometimes you dont

I mean its congress, there isnt only one exclusive answer to the problem. They could literally remove TSA from Homeland Security and put it under the authority of the DOT and give it full funding. Then continue to fight over funding for DHS

Maybe: Sandi “Hi, this is Sandi….”