What the fuck man
Nowhere in the rhyme does it say Humpty is an egg.

That’s actually a common misconception.

heai’s anegag? What’s with the highlighting

heai’s anegag?

That’s also a popular misconception.

The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump

Fun fact

It doesn’t mention anywhere in the nursery rhyme that humpty dumpty is an egg :)

This, in fact, is an excellent example of adhering to the prime directive.