I have no idea what to do with this... But I've been baking it to kill whatever has been chewing on it so artfully.
I have this freestanding shrub in the middle of my lawn with these extremely pretty berries in fall. Google and my mother insist it's Bittersweet and I need to destroy it before it climbs all over everything and destroys the New England forests. But it isn't a vine, and isn't climbing anything, and it doesn't seem to be trying to spread at all...
Murder, or not-murder?
(I also have actual bittersweet vine climbing mighty trees, smothering them, and dragging them down like wolves on an elk)
Quote of the day from @cstross. "Which is why crabs don't fly".
http://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/2023/06/finding-true-love-in-the-cosmo.html