Papa Spank

@The_Real_AFC
505 Followers
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It's ya boy Papa Spank aka The_Real_AFC. I'm gonna toot all over this place! My parents STAY dead. ☝️ he/him
I guess I should get the fuck off this instance. I miss some of the people over here! I hope shit has settled down again

*LEFT MASTODON ASSEMBLE!*

My friend lives with his aunt, and they are both disabled. They recently had their car totalled. They need reliable transportation and insurance is being a bitch, as usual. Please help them out if you are able to!

CASH APP: $altefffour

@sarahlery lol! love some quality time with the family!
bless @The_Real_AFC for teaching me slap-nuts, cant wait to use it on grandma at christmas dinner 😌💕
*logs on after a period of absence* hey guys what's up? what's the latest meme/topic of discussion? :-D
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he was called jon arbuckle in the final version of the comic as a coy way to avoid the censors, but the unambiguous implication was always to underscore how much that dude -- arFuckle -- fucked
WHO WANTS A HIGH-FIVE?! IS IT YOU?! YESSSSSS! YES IT IS! HIGH-FIVE ON DOING A GOOD JOB OUT THERE TODAY, BAT-HOUND! 😃 WOOOOOO!!!
when you and your friend ride different aesthetic waves but still love and support one another
@sarahlery OUT OF THE QUESTION
John McCain voted to make it illegal to remove your socks during sex. it wasn't enough that his poor old wife suffer lovemaking with a man totally nude except for his feet. oh, no! he wanted the REST of this country to suffer, as well. how's THAT for, your "American hero"?! smdh