Chat, here's a question. If you were to live in a world where superheroes and supervillains were a thing and you had to get supervillain insurance, but lived in an unimpressive city, which package would you get? You live in a Cleveland, Ohio sort of place.

1. Top tier A-list supervillain insurance, protect against Dr. Doom level people.
2. Middle of the road supervillain insurance, for people like Harley Quinn.
3. Minimum legally mandated insurance, for villains like The Wall.

Chat, here's a question. If you were suddenly thrust into a plot where you were one of three protagonists, one transported to another world, another reincarnated into another world, and last transmigrating into the body of someone in another world, what genre would you prefer that world to be?

1. Soft Sci-Fi Space Opera
2. Political Fantasy Wuxia Sects
3. Sky Island Steampunk Airship Pirates

Chat, here's a question. If you were to be given a coupon for cybernetic upgrades, but they weren't like super primo and mostly of store brand stuff, which of these options would be most useful to you?

1. An extra pair of arms that are not as strong as your real arms.
2. A big fat cyberlizard tail that is heavy and can be used as a chair and storage trunk.
3. A back tattoo that is alive and can be used for ad space if you so want.

Chat, due to circumstances beyond your control, a ghost has attached itself to you with unknown unfinished business, which of them do you think you can most quickly resolve?

1. An inventor who has forgotten what their invention is, but knows no one has figured it out yet.

2. An intrepid journalist who died due to an unfortunate banana peel accident which gave them a concussion and made them forget their big scoop.

3. A traveling salesman who knows they must have revenge on someone somewhere.

Chat, you have been cursed to experience some sort of supernatural haunting that will be a hinderance to daily life, which of these haunt locations would you be most annoyed by?

1. The workplace bathroom closest to your work station.
2. The toilet at home you prefer to use.
3. The freezer side of your refrigerator.

Chat, here's a question. Due to circumstances beyond your control, you have found yourself living in a neighborhood controlled by an HOA. Which HOA do you think you could withstand the best? They all bothering you over petty bullshit.

Vampire HOA
Werewolf HOA
Ghost HOA

Chat, here's a question. If you were to gain the ability to cast one level 1 spell with certain conditions, which of these conditions would you pick?

1. You have 99 uses over your entire life.
2. You can use your picked spell 1 time a year for the rest of your life.

Chat, here's a question.

If you were to be isekai'ed to a Japan where people who get isekai'ed out returned, and you are the only one to be someone who freshly isekai'ed in. Where would you want to work part time as part of the Isekai Social Services job placement with other isekai'ed people?

A 24 hour Tokyo kobini.
An after school program.
Temp office worker agency.