The_Passerby

Chat, due to circumstances beyond your control, a ghost has attached itself to you with unknown unfinished business, which of them do you think you can most quickly resolve?

1. An inventor who has forgotten what their invention is, but knows no one has figured it out yet.

2. An intrepid journalist who died due to an unfortunate banana peel accident which gave them a concussion and made them forget their big scoop.

3. A traveling salesman who knows they must have revenge on someone somewhere.

Feb 16 at 8:59amWeb
Show threadSome Kind Of GarfFeb 16

@The_Passerby Ooh ooh, give me 3! I have to travel and see the entire world? Oh *no*, that's *terrible*, but I will shoulder this *incredible* burden for you, sales buddy.

With any luck the target is somewhere past one of the polar circles which I refuse to approach on principle, then I can keep this going until *I* die. 

Show threadThe_PasserbyFeb 16
@somekindofgarf sadly this traveling salesman sold counter top appliances for both the home kitchen and restaurants and was just breaking out of the tri-state area to have an operating range of the entire American cough cough cardinal direction+cardinal direction. They are pretty sure they need to take revenge on someone over there, but due to always having two whiskeys for breakfast the memory ain't too good.
Show threadSome Kind Of GarfFeb 17
@The_Passerby Hmm, I can work with this. I *personally* would say the South somewhere seems likely, I'm white cis 40ish and overweight so I don't think the cops will be on us, at least not immediately.. or I roll persuasion and try to convince sales ghost coast to coast that the target probably fled the country😁