First thing?

Probably buy my wife something nice.

Next, I would love to upgrade and spoil the homeless shelter behind my work. I always fantasize about being able to afford food, socks and blankets to distribute.

First selfish thing? Build a new computer.

Roberts is such a dishonest jackass.

I use both. Probably more imperial, but I use plenty of metric. Im always converting between them for a variety of reasons. Just the other day my wife and I started our first mead. We did several volume conversions and used both measuring systems when convenient.

Its completely insane this isnt legally child abuse. These people are allowed to try and kill their children for a cult.

All of us doing nothing caused this, you will not escape blame by burying your head in the sand.

If only we could have gotten Da Vinci and the Hussites together in order to build a wooden mech covered in cannons.

Oh no, wont anybody think of the sex criminals just minding their own business harrassing women.

Who could have predicted supporting mass murder would look bad?

You should go to jail for abusing your kid over a conspiracy theory.

So many children have been abused by conspiracy theory parents denying them life saving medical care. We need to push back against these anti-vaccine lunatics and educate the public.