If you woke up a billionaire tomorrow, what's the first thing you'd do?
If you woke up a billionaire tomorrow, what's the first thing you'd do?
Basically spend it all making militant resistance cells around the United States, enable them to operate independently via sourcing cnc machines, 3D printers, and hobbyist electronics, then provide financial incentives to targeting other billionaires’ assets or persons and/or hate groups and right wing think tanks.
This will continue until I’m arrested, run out of funds, or succeed.
…then I’d buy a sammich.
Roast bitch ass billionaire.
But fr, probably a pastrami… Like a REALLY good pastrami.
Triple-check that’s it’s real, make sure to secure it in multiple ways, then research charities so I can give most of it away. A couple of million € would already afford me all the luxuries that I could care about.
Not even sure what I’d actually spend money on that would improve my life. I seem to be accumulating medical issues that are difficult to diagnose, let alone treat; not sure that even a billion dollars would actually help much with that (we do have a somewhat sensible healthcare system in my country). I’d probably look into hiring some kind of personal assistant/caretaker/chauffeur, to improve my odds of actually making it to important appointments.
Buy up all the media outlets, especially Fox, and ACTUALLY turn them into progressive propaganda outlets.
Once actual progressives are in power, Lobby for government with the teeth to break up my big media empire monopoly and prevent a new one from forming.
Make a trust in each state to have local news outlets with good journalists.
Fund something to help find and stomp out propaganda bot/slave centers in other countries.
Lobby to regulate the fuck out of AI to stop its use as a programmable propaganda slop machine.
I am so boring I would stick it in my savings account and live off the interest.
OR take a few million and sponsor a Formula 1 team with a made up name and travel with the team for a year.
True, but none of us have actually been tested. How many of us could taste real power and walk away?
The closest proxy is maybe lottery winners. Some invest, some fall flat on spending orgies. Almost none walk away.
No, it’s not. Posts encouraging violence (or mentioning that they will kill X) is against the community guidelines…
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99M in a trust fund for me, my immediate family, extended family and friends. We would live relatively modest and give generously.
901M would go to a wide assortment of charities and causes:
Build a few multiplexes as high quality PassiveHousePlus and operate as self funded charity built and operated using only local labour:
I have a few friends in social services and I guarenfuckentee a shitload of orphans and foster kids and poor kids supervised by children services would get new toys, clothes, shoes, bedding, pillows, christmas presents from a bad ass santa, art supplies, comic books, tuition, books, enrichment activity fees and more. Some have this through foster parents and public systems. Way too many don’t.
I can’t help everyone and even this money won’t last long, but Imma go out swinging hard.
Ask them why they won’t give their money to those in need?
I don’t know. I’m just surprised no one else read this sentence as though they were waking up some billionaire from their slumber.