A whole bunch of people followed me for my reply dunks but all they're gonna get from my direct timeline is me posting about balls
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Just realized these pictures are the "how it started -> how it's going" template
Meta's a good one.
Copilot meltdowns feels so good but maybe it's too easy. Then again, the real story is about how expensive this shit is and this is a big mask-off moment about that.
I do like the starbucks one but it's also kinda "shit doesn't work case number 999"?
Ah time to check on my Mastodon. Hold on, I better take a big sip from my coffee mug before loading my timeline.
Sure, he's shitting in the pool, but have you considered that he's volunteering to do it? You can't complain because he's offering his own time to shit in the pool. For us! For free!
I believe there is an unexplored metric of testicular injury versus road length as a preference. As in, for a given road, driving X miles is the pain and suffering equivalent of getting kicked in the balls once. Alternately, "I would prefer to get kicked in the balls than drive on this road for X miles".