Linux as an environment is people telling you that things don't work on it, but, actually, it's your fault for wanting those things to begin with.

balls

This is the worst headline I've ever seen. i hate video games now.

Dear Ed Zitron: I have no means to pace myself and no means to read longer-form content. 1 hour of reading in a week's time is something I cannot mentally fathom anyone accomplishing. Please convert your articles into TikTok videos with Subway Surfers gameplay in the corner. Thanks.

I have heard Jesus is a huge fan of this sort of thing.

Patch notes that only Team Fortress 2 could deliver:

This error message for when you've used up all your giveaway attempts is one of the most powerful error messages I've ever seen.

i donated to an extra life charity event and after getting this banner in my email (plus "a special Final Fantasy VII Rebirth in-game code for the Shinra Bangle Mk II") i have decided i will never charity ever again in my life