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A whole bunch of people followed me for my reply dunks but all they're gonna get from my direct timeline is me posting about balls
Ah time to check on my Mastodon. Hold on, I better take a big sip from my coffee mug before loading my timeline.
I believe there is an unexplored metric of testicular injury versus road length as a preference. As in, for a given road, driving X miles is the pain and suffering equivalent of getting kicked in the balls once. Alternately, "I would prefer to get kicked in the balls than drive on this road for X miles".

Maybe doing open source work for free doesn't absolve you when you start fucking things up for everybody else. Maybe "well fork it and do something" isn't a bulletproof rebuttal when someone fucks everything up for everyone else and people are upset.

I don't care if the guy shitting in the pool maintains the pool for free or it's a free libre public pool. I care that there's shit in the water. There was a common thing and he shat all over it.

FLOSSheads would tell you it's his right to shit in the pool and we don't get to complain about it, and to go build our own pool.

I'm wondering if we should kick the ass of the guy who's actively making things worse for everyone else.

Because, you know, when you have something a shitload of people rely on, then you fuck it up and make it worse, maybe instead of the onus being on everyone else to handle that, we can just kick your ass instead.

Yes, this is an rsync post. tridge has done WORSE than abandoning. At least if it was abandoned we wouldn't have a "latest" version that we all have to dodge because it sucks ass and literally doesn't build lmao.

But we have to respect the guy shitting in the pool I guess.

> “writing scripts to automate repetitive tasks.”

Pivot to Cron?

@davidgerard

I assume you're aware of the DLSS 5 shitshow but I'll send some links anyway (I'm helping!).

NVIDIA revealed DLSS 5 at their NVIDIA GTC conference. It's slop for video games. Game goes in, AI "enhancements" come out, game looks "better" than ever before.

Digital Foundry's video shamelessly glazing NVIDIA's newest tech to slopify video games: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZlwTtgbgVA

Literally everyone hates it and a layperson can see it's shit. That DF, *the* "video game visuals and tech analysis" guys, who count framerates and are aghast if a game's 1080p upscaled to 4k instead of true 4k, apparently see no problem is mindboggling. Favorite YT comment: "I can't believe the words I'm hearing over the footage I'm seeing."

This isn't the first time Digital Foundry's been uncannily positive on NVIDIA products. Being independent is expensive, it turns out.

Is NVIDIA releasing AI slop? No, it's the gamers who are wrong: https://www.tomshardware.com/pc-components/gpus/jensen-huang-says-gamers-are-completely-wrong-about-dlss-5-nvidia-ceo-responds-to-dlss-5-backlash

Digital Foundry's Q+A/Apology Video afterwards: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dTTfjBAFzc

Funniest observation: "We should have waited to see what the reaction would be" Ah, yes, if we knew everybody hated this shit and we'd go viral for being tasteless, shills, or both, we would have not shared a video of us being tasteless, shills, or both.

Hands-On With DLSS 5: Our First Look At Nvidia's Next-Gen Photo-Realistic Lighting

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Sent To Another World As The Hero, But My Only Class Power Is Shitting My Pants!?
If you want randomly generated ideas so bad, don't turn to AI. Just do drugs. That shit's been time-tested for millennia now. Get on some fucked up shit and check out the diarrhea your brain creates.
with new "justifiable true belief" reasoning models, ai can reach a thinking-while-thinking state, reaching a fractal intelligence humans could only dream of [forgets to remove pants while on toilet, shits self] noooo!!! the haters got me again!!!!
trained my own llm model off my own writing but no matter what i say to it all it outputs is "balls" repeatedly (sometimes just one, often more. one output was 3814 instances of "balls"). maybe i just need to adjust the weights. [10 minutes later] no now it's just saying "piss"