BenGot Carols from Kings on (because I like it). Two things - firstly, some hymns are fucking mental. Second - someone just did a speech about how God invented everything and Trish has explicitly told me to stop naming things that God invented like sick skateboard kickflips, the cravat, ball bearings, Brita water filters, big huge double-ended dildos, white wine, kangaroos, pubic lice, breakfast cereal, sausage rolls, that thing where scissors go ssshhhhhhwwwwp through wrapping paper, olive stones, Special Brew, heavily cut cocaine, strawberry allergies, stray dogs, plastic in the oceans, erectile dysfunction, Jeffrey Epstein, microphones, Jack Daniels, macrame, my pyjamas, I could go on.
Dr David Mills@TheBreadmonkey I can only do that thing with scissors and wrapping paper as long as I don't think about it, as soon as I do, it jams up and the paper tears. God invented that too, the sod.
Leanne J@dtl @TheBreadmonkey He also invented the little cheat’s gift wrap cutting device that my astounded partner discovered yesterday and suddenly wants to buy. It allows you to do the super smooth cut in one go - like I can do with scissors and every time my partner looks at me like I’m a damn wizard 😂