@Unclebrain until they start telling their friends about it! Then theyโre THAT kid ๐
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Life, spicy chips, history and jokes ๐จ๐ฆ
It was a blow. I failed. Where did I go wrong? Do I start over again? Tomorrowโฆso uncertain.
How do I tell my family our 5yo thinks chickens have nipples?
@HamonWry and people still learn nothing
Ham on WryTo study history is like checking the rear view mirror while driving into the future.
@UnFitz2 ๐๐ป
๐ฑ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐Who called it an all-you-can-eat buffet and not a table of contents?
@jimmerthatisall I donโt know but hearing bagpipes in person really get me ๐ข
Jimmer Cork-BottleThis day in history. 1987. Tartan Day celebrated by Canadians of Scottish descent features bagpipe playing, Highland dancing, and other abominations.
@gupton68 they can at least include a small vial of smelling salts
bacon popsicle ๐Dear school, I fully support you teaching my kids all about sex and pregnancy and contraception and whatnot, but if youโre going to give them leaflets called โHow to Deal with Teen Pregnancyโ can you also teach them how not to leave it just laying around on their bedside table for me to stumble across, please?
And while weโre on the subject, could you teach them how to give CPR too?