When you’ve overeaten two days in a row but can’t stop thinking about that leftover cheese in the fridge.

Me about to hit that 🎶 Jingle Bell 🎶 chorus real hard:

When they’ve heard you turn down the freshly grated Parmesan:

POV: You’re 2 yo and the adults are 4 bottles in. Uncle Ted is flipping off his 1st wife, it’s raining mashed potatoes and Grandpa Bill (who somehow lost his pants) has his mouth around the turkey carcass like a toothless lion who hasn’t seen food in 3 weeks.

When learning how to use a new platform makes you feel old: