It was a blow. I failed. Where did I go wrong? Do I start over again? Tomorrowβ¦so uncertain.
How do I tell my family our 5yo thinks chickens have nipples?
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Life, spicy chips, history and jokes π¨π¦
Ham on WryTo study history is like checking the rear view mirror while driving into the future.
π±πππ πππππWho called it an all-you-can-eat buffet and not a table of contents?
Jimmer Cork-BottleThis day in history. 1987. Tartan Day celebrated by Canadians of Scottish descent features bagpipe playing, Highland dancing, and other abominations.
bacon popsicle πDear school, I fully support you teaching my kids all about sex and pregnancy and contraception and whatnot, but if youβre going to give them leaflets called βHow to Deal with Teen Pregnancyβ can you also teach them how not to leave it just laying around on their bedside table for me to stumble across, please?
And while weβre on the subject, could you teach them how to give CPR too?
My youngest daughter just told me her lady-willy hurt, and beyond sharing it here I really donβt know what Iβm supposed to do with that information.
Or why a 27 year old would even talk like that, come to think of itβ¦
Taking my fibre pills and calling it a day
This day in history. 1972. The Royal Canadian Navy issued its last daily rum ration and my friend Moose and I dropped out of Sea Cadets.
What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?
He stays up wondering if there really is a doG.
He stays up wondering if there really is a doG.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him switch from bourbon.