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Au contraire! There is only a single isle of Monte Cristo in that book, and it’s over a thousand pages long, which means it took THAT LONG to count to 1.
Did you know there’s a movie called The Fifth Musketeer? It stars the four classic musketeers, plus a guy who is at no point a musketeer.
It’s unlikely you’ll trigger the crash. You pretty much have to go out of your way to even get into the room if Ethyl isn’t dead.
The smith, the reporter, the dryad, one of the guards, and a wounded thug on the beach. You’re probably missing the thug.
You can still visit him. You can even track down Thrumbo and do that whole thing.
It’s a fun time.
Yup, that’s him. If you leave the shop, he’ll chase you, so you can just walk to the edge of the bridge and get a shove ready.
If you don’t fight Ethyl, she won’t move to Baldur’s Gate. This means 1) the house you would meet the Anti Hag Support Group is occupied by generic bandits, 2) the people in the Blushing Mermaid are just regular people, albeit drunk or hungover, 3) Lora and Vanra are safe in their home and 4) Ethyl’s lair is sealed off entirely.
If you use barrels, you can trigger the lever to open the door anyway. If you then attack her mushrooms, she shows up angry and yells at you for killing her, and the game crashes.
There are five people in Rivington that Orin can impersonate. The first two you speak to will be Orin. If you talk to Gortash, Orin will not impersonate anyone else, and the ones you didn’t talk to will be themselves.
The two that Orin impersonates can be found dead in the Temple of Bhaal. If she didn’t impersonate two people, there are two humans who serve as backup victims.
If you free Oskar, he will turn up in Jannath’s Estate and get the whole place haunted. If you don’t free him, an art exhibition will be held instead.
If you speak to Naoise in Sharess’ Caress as Minsc, she can offer her Rapture speech to him. One of your options for “what will you be” will be Minsc, leading her to call him “The most Minsc”.
If you throw Naaber off of the bridge, he will swim to the shore. This happens to nobody else in the game.
If you use Speak with Dead on Naaber, you can ask him more than five questions, because he wants to talk too much for death to stop him. He will even complain when you end the spell.
Stalin is giving a speech on urban development
Stalin is giving a speech on urban development - sh.itjust.works
As he begins talking about the road systems, a loud sneeze can be heard from the audience. Stalin looks from his papers to the crowd, scanning the rows of heads before he yells “who was that? Who sneezed?” The audience is stunned silent, each recoiling into their chairs and too afraid to say a word. Stalin turns to his guards and gives the order. “Execute everyone in the front row.” The guards nod and a hail of gunfire hits the people sitting in the front row, killing them all dead. The people behind panic, but guards yell for them to remain seated. “Now, I ask again. Who sneezed?” Silence, perhaps a few quiet whimpers of fear. Stalin looks at the guards, and a second hail of gunfire hits the second row, killing every one of them in turn. The blood splatters across the seats, the aisles, and the faces of the people in the third row. “Once more. Who sneezed?” A man in the sixth row stands up, hunched over and quivering with fear, tears pouring from his eyes. “It was me, Comrade Stalin. I sneezed.” “Bless you. Now, about these roads…”