Matthew Daniel Murphy

@SueDonimous
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Matthew Daniel Murphy is my name.
I was born in December 1997.
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@siracusa You're the only person I know of that has thought deeply about toasters, so I felt compelled to send you this https://youtu.be/t-wqidcBg40. Warning: most of them are slot toasters, but there are some ovens thrown in. It's a good video.
Testing Cheap vs Expensive Toasters to Find the Best One ($24 to $400) | Epicurious

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Snarkiest reply to an App Store review I’ve seen 😂

@hotdogsladies I humbly request you and @siracusa consider discussing knife and fork techniques.

I realized I cut with my right hand, then switch the fork from the left hand to the right hand for eating.
I thought I might have a “secret weird thing” on my *hands* (get it?) but it’s called the American Style.

I just learned about the more efficient European Style, where one holds the fork in the left hand, tines down, the knife in the right hand, and both come up in tandem to the mouth.

@marcoarment Love the redesign, really well done.
Some suggestions: (possibly not at all related to the redesign)

I forgot I’d set a “Skip Intro” time for this podcast so I thought there was a bug. I think it would be helpful to show some indication of what’s going on there.

I wish you could manually seek to before that Skip Intro point. Sometimes one episode might be totally unlike the rest and have a super short intro.

ChatGPT is not only cool with me not having friends, it'll even *pretend* to be a dangerous outsider—perhaps some kind of drifter—who's willing to hang out with me and instantly dispense weird, sketchy advice about my hobbies.

I so needed this.

https://chatgpt.com/share/b0b3f00a-0a40-4a04-9f4e-0381409d2ded

ChatGPT - アーミッシュ自転車の変化

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ChatGPT
You can't just make an app and then publish an article "best apps in category x" and have your app be at the top.
Have a little class.
Also why the fuck would I want my audio to shift to one ear only when I turn my head away from my iPhone? It’s such a gimmicky parlour trick (btw autocorrect changed that, when it was correctly spelled, to “parkour trick”), at least 120hz could be good for sports, theoretically.
AirPods having spatialized audio on by default is a sin and a half. The audio equivalent of 120hz smooth soap opera effects on TVs. Sensible defaults save the masses from these horrible configs that crawl the skin of those in the know.
Why does W3Schools have better SEO than MDN?

I wish somebody at Apple would fork this and keep it up to date.

Somebody. Please.

"siri voice commands list"

https://github.com/extratone/siri

GitHub - extratone/siri: complete list of siri voice commands

complete list of siri voice commands. Contribute to extratone/siri development by creating an account on GitHub.

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