ChatGPT is not only cool with me not having friends, it'll even *pretend* to be a dangerous outsider—perhaps some kind of drifter—who's willing to hang out with me and instantly dispense weird, sketchy advice about my hobbies.

I so needed this.

https://chatgpt.com/share/b0b3f00a-0a40-4a04-9f4e-0381409d2ded

ChatGPT - アーミッシュ自転車の変化

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I just realized ChatGPT is the 2024 version of making a calculator say “BOOBS.”

#DoingBetterTogether

I think this guy used to work at Thoroughbred Music in Tampa.

His name was "Gerard" or some shit.

@hotdogsladies

You don't see many neck ruffs any more. Gerard was not a fan of 90's Miami dance music.

@hotdogsladies now the calculator can *draw* you boobs. In any style!
@hotdogsladies Ben Franklin really did invent everything!
That's a lot of beans, guys.
@hotdogsladies I was secretly hoping he looked a bit more like Roderick ... :-)
@hotdogsladies I only want an AI that talks like Ol' Cletus. Nothing else will do now.