Shade 5Has Nelly gotten his air conditioning fixed yet or no?
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I'm extremely funny, I just hide it well because I'm humble. I'm also exceptionally talented. Have I mentioned how humble I am?
I was the biggest gangsta in Dollar General until Whitney’s “I Want to Dance With Somebody” started playing
Are we banging to John Denver’s Greatest Hits or what?
Her: I’ll need you here on Friday...we’re going to be entertaining some people from work.
Me: You mean like lap dancing?
Her:
Remember when "Weird Al" Yankovic was desperatly asking " Who's fat?"
Me. It was me.
Me. It was me.
Cookie MumblesI’m going to start a vacuum cleaner company called Life. I already have the slogan: Life sucks!
donni saphireIf I had to do it all over again, that would suck. It would take so long
BeTheCookieHold up! Do pigs REALLY sweat like this?
MadHatterMommy“That man acts like a know-it-all”, my kid watching news for the first time.
[Wagner leader stikes deal with putin Regime]
Ukraine: *lowers popcorn* aw maaaaan!