“You are the dumbest, most insufferable excuse for a Drow I’ve EVER met! And I’ve met TONS!”
“I try.”

#dnd #dndquotes #dnddrow #drow

“Why is it that whenever I give you guys a new place to explore, I end up having to ban you from it?”

#dndquotes #dnd #dm

“Hey we killed it!”
“Yeah that thing had a challenge rating of like, 15. You weren’t supposed to fight it.”
“Oh. Well, we won! Woo!”

#dnd #dndquotes

“Why should we believe you?”
“Because there’s a group of nine year olds with knives that will kill us if we go back without getting this sorted out.”

#dnd #dndquotes

“So I’m gonna cast enlarge on the dog.”
“Uh. Okay, the dog is now fucking huge.”
“And I’m gonna throw a bone into the capital building.”
“O-okay. There is utter chaos as this giant dog runs into the capital building.”
“Then I’m gonna walk in!”

#dnd #dndquotes #dndwizard

“Okay, so you’re a lizard now.”
“Alright I’m gonna sit here on the windowsill and act natural. I’m gonna bask in the sunlight.”
“There are no bars, you can escape..”
“Yeah, nope, I’m basking.”

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