“You are the dumbest, most insufferable excuse for a Drow I’ve EVER met! And I’ve met TONS!”
“I try.”

#dnd #dndquotes #dnddrow #drow

“Why is it that whenever I give you guys a new place to explore, I end up having to ban you from it?”

#dndquotes #dnd #dm

“Hey we killed it!”
“Yeah that thing had a challenge rating of like, 15. You weren’t supposed to fight it.”
“Oh. Well, we won! Woo!”

#dnd #dndquotes

“Why should we believe you?”
“Because there’s a group of nine year olds with knives that will kill us if we go back without getting this sorted out.”

#dnd #dndquotes

“So I’m gonna cast enlarge on the dog.”
“Uh. Okay, the dog is now fucking huge.”
“And I’m gonna throw a bone into the capital building.”
“O-okay. There is utter chaos as this giant dog runs into the capital building.”
“Then I’m gonna walk in!”

#dnd #dndquotes #dndwizard

“Okay, so you’re a lizard now.”
“Alright I’m gonna sit here on the windowsill and act natural. I’m gonna bask in the sunlight.”
“There are no bars, you can escape..”
“Yeah, nope, I’m basking.”

#dnd #dnddruid #dndquotes

Current #DnD party! We call ourselves Accidental Pirates and we do nothing but cause trouble and start wars (good intentions, bad execution).

My boi is the idiot on the left, and he’s a chaotic dumbass. Nym is the best tho 💕

#drow #tiefling #monk #mastoart #art #oc #nsfw