"Monster hunter or monster fucker? Sometimes the line between seems a little blurry."

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"How much damage does the tree do when it slaps someone?"

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"I really do appreciate arson as a first step." #DNDQuotes

"If someone showed me a room where everything is made out of cheese, I am 100% going inside. I gotta touch and smell EVERYTHING!"

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"Do you step into the river of blood?"

#DnDMondays #DnDQuotes "Imagine he's acting like a fucking psycho" says our #DM , as the Pudding King (honestly, this guy should have his own hashtag for real) casts ray of sickness on me.
#DnDMondays #DnDQuotes "You take... 4 bludgeoning and 24 acid damage" he says, as though it's nothing. I AM NOT DOWN YET.
#MondayDnD #DnDQuotes And now my #DM has spoken: "I need to think tactically, because the Pudding King is the only smart one here". Is this... shade? #DungeonsAndDragons
#MondayDnD #DnDQuotes "Wait, this isn't a concentration spell? It just... happens?"
The session is going well.
"anywhere's a toilet if you try hard enough" #dndquotes