DevSadOpsManager-with-zero-sense-of-irony: "wow you all got a lot done while I was on vacation!"
Sohcahtoa82
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Eternal AppSec noob. Adrenaline junkie. Meme lord.
This is the right time of year to remind you that the IRS will not call you to tell you that you made a mistake on your taxes, your social security number has been frozen, and a warrant for your arrest has been issued. Also, you cannot pay your taxes with gift cards of any type. If anybody calls you making any of these claims, it's a scam. Hang up.
I imagine that everyone on this network knows this already. But think about some of your relatives. Do they know?
This is a good time to remind them.
the key to happiness is to consistently lower your expectations
so here we are
Sinclair-SpeccyDo you use an ad blocker while browsing the internet?
Pls boost for a wider reach
#Mastodon #Fediverse #AdBlocker #InternetBrowsing #UserPreferences #Ads #Internet
Yes, always
Yes, occasionally
No, never
Poll ended at .
George Takei 
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Low Quality FactsCEO: We need to cut costs.
Accountant: Okay. We paid you $50 million last year. We spent $10 million on your private jet flights and luxury hotel accommodations. For some reason you are being paid $1 million for this 45 minute meeting.
CEO: I see. Who's that in the hallway?
Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company from falling apart. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards.
CEO: Fire Greg.
Danielle ForéRegular reminder that “seeing both sides” is not a good thing if the debate is about human rights. You should not be able to see both sides if one side wants equality and the other side wants superiority. “Neutrality helps the oppresser, never the victim.”
Andrew StroehleinIf you only care about war crimes when your enemies commit them, then you don't really care about war crimes.
evacideThe greatest threat to Twitter isn't BlueSky or Threads or Mastodon. It's Twitter. It's 100% Twitter.
It really bothers me that "ratio" and "patio" are pronounced the way they are.