Social_Moth

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I don’t flutter.

If you want me to follow you, stay away from anything political.

While cutting off your head may not be the *best* cure for a migraine headache, it will fix your current migraine and prevent all future headaches.

@TheBreadmonkey
So, what am I supposed to do with this bag of one million pounds that I was going to give to you?

I guess I’ll just have to keep it for myself.

@Wearwolf No. It’s an April Fools prank.
April Fools doesn't hit as hard when your default reaction to everything on the internet is disbelief or skepticism.
@PurpleJillybeans
#bloomscrolling … very punny. 🙂

I need some more swear words.

The ones I use currently are not enough.

@edwardclaytonandrew
I used to watch it once in a while, years ago.
A few months back, I found all 15 seasons on Amazon.
Tonight, I finished watching the 300th episode, the show finale.
@edwardclaytonandrew I don’t know.
I’m a man,
but I can change,
if I have to…
I guess.

@digitalsnow

You’d probably hate dying there even more. 🙂