Social_Moth

1 Followers
7 Following
34 Posts

I don’t flutter.

If you want me to follow you, stay away from anything political.

While cutting off your head may not be the *best* cure for a migraine headache, it will fix your current migraine and prevent all future headaches.
April Fools doesn't hit as hard when your default reaction to everything on the internet is disbelief or skepticism.

I need some more swear words.

The ones I use currently are not enough.

I’m a man,
but I can change,
if I have to…
I guess.