Sir Ploops

@Sir_Ploops
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my best toots are cowboy beans
Boost to share the gift of opossums!
The furthest I ever got to setting up an OkCupid profile was my profile name "OhGodImSoLonely"
I couldn't stop laughing that the site accepted that username
@helldude
This is why there wasn't a campaign to get her a sword
mastodon is the kind of place where if you were publicly humiliated for spilling baked beans on yourself at a cartoon movie people would console you and lift your broken spirits
flehmen response - Google-Suche

another thing about opossums is that they are not terribly bright.

you can estimate an animal's intelligence not based on straight brain size, but rather based on its brain size relative to its body size. This can be measured by counting how many dried beans fit into the brain case in a species' skull.

Raccoons, cats, and opossums are roughly the same size. A raccoon brain case can fit 150 beans. A cat's can fit 125. But an opossum's, bless its heart, can only fit 25 beans.

folks i'm gonna be real honest with you...

i NEED this Mastodon thing to take off because i just ordered 80,000 of these bumper stickers from the printer, and i can't afford to be caught holdin' my junk if this whole thing fizzles.

please consider my personal commercial interests when choosing a social media platform, thk u!

Blessed Eugen
Boost my tripod kitty to help his self-esteem
@helldude *inhales deeply*