If you want to microwave some for pi minutes, use 3:08.

Happy #starwarsday all! May the Fourth be with you always.

Psychiatrist: He’s experiencing Grandiosity. Me: Yeah right, like you already have a word for it! 🤪

Happy #420day all

How can all of these #immigrants afford cell phones?

#ebikes should require a driver’s license, just like mopeds back in the day. Too many accidents with young kids doing stoopid things.

The best #workout is the one you will actually do!

The California fast food minimum wage of $20 is insane! So many businesses and workers will suffer.

Is it nature or nurture that 2 bumps on the front and back of a woman turns me on? Who cares why, actually.

The solution to the #homeless issue is obvious: teach them to be #squatters.