Sally S.

@SallySable
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238 Posts
Female. 36.
I have a snake, his name is Little Sir Basilisk.
Here for fun.
Don't be a dick.
Orange cat energy.
I like adventures, whiskey, weed, Pho, cake decorating, movies, dogs, music, art of all kinds, shiny things....
😁💜✌💚🐈🖤☀️
Had to walk to the store cause I couldn't get my car out. Fell on my ass. Drinking about it before I go home. Lol. #montanawinter
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this On My Way To Hoard Books And Cause Chaos T-shirt. You can tell this is a frog because toads are illiterate. Both creatures are actually very good bike riders though.
https://collabs.shop/6uzqbu
My favorite girl ❤️❤️
Happy Valentines Day! ❤️
Work was slow today so I got to go do my favorite thing :)♡ these are my favs, it won't let me share them all in one post 🤷‍♀️
I'm on 5 different dating apps and let me tell you, they are all trash. *sigh* imma just marry my best friends and never worry about it again. Single life can be so fun but also so dumb. 🙄🙃
A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here...'
I hate getting blood drawn but I love the word “phlebotomy”. It’s like saying “lobotomy” but you’re Daffy Duck.
If a portal appeared and a mysterious stranger stepped through and offered me passage to an alternate dimension, I'd be halfway through before they'd even begun to give me any additional information
I would be a morning person if morning happened around 1 p.m...