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Oh, snap!
Wordle 1,202 2/6*
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Death: "MR JAMES EARL JONES?"
JEJ: "IS IT THAT TIME ALREADY?"
Death: "ARE YOU DOING MY VOICE?"
JEJ: "NO. PRATCHETT WROTE YOU WITH MY VOICE IN MIND."
Death: "WOW. THAT'S A FIRST."
JEJ: "AND THE ONLY TIME. IN ETERNITY. BEER?"
Death: "I THINK I NEED ONE."
James gently took his hand and led him into the desert.
By the time you're 35, you should have successfully done following at least once:
1. rm -rf / on your unix or linux box
2. Reboot production server by mistake
3. Drop CPU/hard disk and damage it permanently
4. Changing firewall rule instantly blocked you out
5. No backup was made/verified ever...
6. Delete source code before actually committing to source control
7. Run a SQL update/delete with wrong where clause
Strangest thing where 7 out of 16 servers, all of which were created together the same way, are missing Microsoft.SqlServer.SqlWmiManagement.dll
No clue how, but now I've to either fix it or workaround it 🤷♂️
Blog alert!
A fun question today: why is SQL Server Hashbytes conversion not working as expected?
#SQL #datahashing #techtalk #SqlServer #Microsoft