stuart

@SEMIANONYMOUSCOWARD
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@[email protected] everyone needs a sabbatical man
getting into the Halloween spirit on my way to a few countries in the most Halloweeney place in all the world: the Middle East
@helldude glad someone is keeping the old traditions alive
"halloween" was initially a portmanteau of the words "hallowed" and "ween" meaning saintly or revered penis
@SEMIANONYMOUSCOWARD to clarify, I am not having an affair with the sea
my partner just accused me of having an affair with the sea
@[email protected] tbf it's only once a year we go this mental, not like, daily flag pledges or whatever it is
@ADUB well, "Dan"
Going to buy a pig and call him squealy dan
@dayglochainsaw the covers of pop songs are bad, the Titanic theme is bad, the Game of Thrones theme is bad, it's all bad, unless you're going to play Rachmaninov leave the piano alone guys