This shitty algorithm thinks I want to watch Grease… psh.
Root Beer
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Very average suburban dad. Into walks, hiking, reading, gaming, sports, and jokes.
I have like 2 dozen eggs in my fridge, might just sell them and retire early.
If someone says “go big or go home” we just go straight home right? I love being home.
SaltyGirlDrank so much coffee my Apple Watch thinks I’m working out.
MikeZilla Minus OneI always see more people walking into Costco than out of Costco... but the meat is cheap so I don't ask questions.
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I'm a shower not a grower I say as I chuck my spade over the fence and hot water spurts forth from my mouth and eye sockets
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