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Very average suburban dad. Into walks, hiking, reading, gaming, sports, and jokes.
This shitty algorithm thinks I want to watch Grease… psh.
I have like 2 dozen eggs in my fridge, might just sell them and retire early.
If someone says “go big or go home” we just go straight home right? I love being home.
Drank so much coffee my Apple Watch thinks I’m working out.
I always see more people walking into Costco than out of Costco... but the meat is cheap so I don't ask questions.
I'm a shower not a grower I say as I chuck my spade over the fence and hot water spurts forth from my mouth and eye sockets

Bandit in the streets.
Kratos in the sheets.

#Bluey #GodofWar #DadLife

100 days #sober!

So many positive take aways. The holidays were tough but I made it through. This is my year and I’m taking it by the reins!

#RecoveryPosse

Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.
Before assuming that the zombie apocalypse has begun, check if it's possibly just Monday.