I've never done any digital drawing before so I've been playing about with some doodling. Drew RC a charmander exploring a cave to surprise him when he is back from his father's house. Good fun

Just had to have NATO level negotiations with my cat who wanted to share my custard. I have been held to ransom over a dessert by a four legged plank who thinks he's a Labrador

I swear I'm not trying to be the horrible ex wife. If anyone knew half of it they'd be broken too

Two people have asked me what my plans are for "moving on" with my personal life are this week. That's apparently code for "dating".
My 11 year old just came home sobbing because he'd been told by his dad that he's now got a girlfriend. My son thinks that as the girlfriend also has a child, he will now leave him too for a new family.
So basically the reason I'm never "moving on" is because I will never trust a human being ever again to be a decent person.

Having a MCAS flare and my eyes slowly swelling shut when I haven't slept more than 2 hours a night since Saturday and I am gross and wheezing and all red and swollen like a big allergic...balloon

Is there such a thing as a place where I could upload parts of my apprenticeship portfolio to show what I am capable of? I'm half way through my course achieving outstanding results and come April want to start looking for a new post (without shouting on the tables 🤣). I'd love an interactive way of story telling my data storytelling aptitude but can't think of a way to do so

Haha I don't have bowel cancer or bowel disease! In your face!

Nearly stood on a table at work today screaming 'i need a new job' but it would likely preclude my ability to get said job.
My future is spreadsheets.

The week ahead is as follows:
M: work shadowing in the data team (yay)
Then from that point everything is a hellscape including:
Info on type and staging of newly diagnosed cancer for my aunt, nasty invasive tests for me also to rule horrid diseases and then oh boy requesting genetics for BRCA because who needs sleep while waiting for the test results from the procedure which is in itself high risk because my body is a huge fail.
I don't know how to do this, I'm scared 😢