Bryce Harperfume Genius

@RealAdultPerson
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Mastodon dot social. I live for this.

*logging on after working on code*

*being asked about big tiddy alf and vape ape*

all these baseball idiots learn to throw curveballs while I will simply install a curving tube between the batter (who shall strike out) and myself (a future major league pitcher)
Boost if you're sleepy and going to bed!!!!!!
toot

on mastodon we are only going to do wholesome dunks

-bofa these arms around you in a hug, friend
-aldis cookies I baked for you
-wendys dog photos are sent

I love how sincere everyone is on this site.
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