@nixCraft your perfectly useful printer now not only requires a subscription to let you print, even when you have fresh toner, but now if your don't regularly feed your tamigotchi-printer-pet then you'll need to raise another print spooler job from egg.

@rodhilton Good!! It's not our money. We don't care. And we love remote workers. Because they are lucky enough not to have to deal with your bullshit office politics, commuting into the least attractive part of town, just to sit at a desk next to some prick they would never be friends with.