Pup Squiffy πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸΎ

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I'm a neurodivergent, gay, aspiring muscle pup who's increasingly kinky, and happily married. I identify as "side" (to use Dr. Joe Kort's term for it). Sexually or otherwise, I am also not a dom, or a sub, or a switch.

Be respectful in how you refer to me. "Pup" is fine. I also have a name (here, it's Squiffy). Assuming that other common gay classification terms apply is not likely to land very well with me.

NOTE: I do tease, but I'm not here to hook-up β€” virtually or otherwise.

My Japanophilia apparently now extends to my use of Amazon Prime. It would be nice if the things I'm interested in were distributed in the US... Which would no doubt assuage my guilt about my carbon footprint as well. πŸ™„
Japanese matcha green tea KitKat bars. I think I like them? πŸ€”
Burt’s Bees and Hidden Valley Ranch lip balm. I want to puke. I honestly thought it was a joke, but like the bat-shit-crazy stuff that comes out of Trump's mouth, it’s real.
My pasty white ginger tids for no reason I can come-up with. πŸ€”
I wish I had that lovely dark skin and dark hair so many of you hotties have, especially since I’m a pit lover. Instead, you get a pasty white pec with a peek-a-boo wisp of ginger. 🀣

While I knew the little blue bird wasn't for me, I'm still thinking how I want to participate here.

As I figure that out, I might as well share the occasional photo, right?

I guess I'm obliged to make an introductory post. πŸ˜‰

First, thanks to @aphyr and crew for the warm welcome.

Second, I'm new to Mastodon, but already like what I see and how it feels β€” which is to say, quite different from Twitter on multiple levels. (Thankfully.)

And now for a subtle bare butt shot... 🀣